So, I had a pretty exciting day yesterday but it isn't what would thrill most people. In fact, only crazy women who know how hard it is to be a SAHM if you don't learn to find a bargain would understand.
I realized some time ago that my local grocery has many "Manager's Specials" on Tuesday mornings. I was trying to grab a few items before dropping my oldest at preschool sometime last year and we ended up being late that day because spent too long excitedly picking through extra-ripe produce, almost to date dairy, meat and bakery items as well as piles of random packaged products. I don't find much in the packaged products but occasionally I'll find some seasonings or pharmacy items.
So, Tuesday after I dropped my kidlets at school I decided to run into the grocery for milk and hit my "Manager's Special" locations. I headed first to PRODUCE where the have a rack of bags of produce (sorted in a rather random fashion or so I thought) that looks like it won't last much longer. I still had a surplus of jalapenos from my produce co-op and didn't want to make them all into jelly, so super soft tomatoes were on my mind. Well, sadly there was only squash and some apples. My family hates squash and we had apples from co-op. I could have gotten more apples to make apple sauce but happily my children prefer eating raw apples to apples sauce.
I looked around the cleaned and prepared veg to see if there was anything marked down there but again I came up with nothing. I wasn't sure if 9:45 was too late and someone else had gotten there before me or if there was a lack of soft veg. I did notice a young man with a cart sorting through veg and throwing some on the top level of the cart and some on the bottom. I thought maybe he was collecting them to take to the back and be bagged and that maybe I should try back again later.
I ran to the dairy where I had found greatly discounted low-fat cottage cheese, along with a quart of plain yogurt, last week. It lasted forever in-spite of it's date. I only bought cottage cheese because my son insisted he wanted it and I wanted to prove him wrong. Nope. I was wrong. I don't know who fed it to him before but he was certain and he devoured it. I had some and it was better than I remembered. Anyway, again nothing.
In the meat department, I found a point-cut-brisket roast that was $3.49/lb to $1.99/lb. That's good for at least a couple meals. Also, turkey dogs were marked (just a sale item not managers special) down to $1 a package so I stocked up on those.
I head back to the dairy to grab my milk. It's wasn't discounted so I bought only one gallon of 2%. I then saw a discounted gallon of whole milk that I can use to make yogurt. It wasn't a deep discount but, considering the expiration date is over a week away, I am cool with that.
I decided to make a last pass through produce to see if that young man had bagged the soft veg and brought it back out to the rack but he hadn't. It was even better! He was bagging the veg right there beside the rack. There was already a lurker hovering beside him ready to strike at MY cheap tomatoes. So, I did what any polite civilized woman would do. I just went past her and stood closer to the rack.
I noticed, upon approach, that the PRODUCE young man was giving "the lurker" the hidden stink-eye for standing so close to him so I tried not to do the same. Instead, I decided to talk to him.
I asked if there was a method to his bagging and he explained that fruits and veg are separated and they try to keep them like or similar. Like keeping citrus away from bananas because they can cause them to go bad even faster. I responded that I had noticed the same with my produce at home and that sometimes I'll even put citrus fruits next to other fruit to make them ripen faster.
Then, I made my move.
I told him I had a surplus of jalapenos and onion at home and needed some super soft tomatoes to make salsa. He smiled and said "Oh, I have tomatoes." He bagged three bags for me. Usually, these bags contain 1lb or at most 2lbs of produce. In these 3 bags he put 10.5lbs of tomatoes. Each bag was $1. THAT'S $0.29/LB. To be clear, these were not rotten. Some were not even soft/ripe enough for salsa yet. I felt like I was gonna have to run out of there like the lady in the IKEA commercial.
So, I grabbed some lemons (got a bag from the kid for $1) for my tea and limes (got a 1lb bag from the kid for $1) for the salsa and I was on my way home to celebrate my domestic bliss by sanding a wooden coffee table.